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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Another Trooper Tale

Mark Nickerson's "Real Life Stories from a Maine State Trooper" at VillageSoup just keep getting better and better. If he ever sat down to write a whole book, I think I'd have to buy a copy.
I could tell the knife was not too far into his body and there was minimal blood. But what he said next almost made me fall over laughing. It was so typical of the both of them.

In his drunken stupor, Billy screamed, "Look what she did to me, Mark! She stabbed me, and to make it worse, she used our best steak knife! We just bought these Ginsu steak knives and now she's using them on me!" [Link]
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